Herbert, the awkward El-e-phant!

Oh Herb, you make me smile.

This is Herbert in his natural, aesthetically-pleasing environment, the really cheap section of Tar-jay. Here, he is seen with two notveryinteresting giraffes. The giraffes do not have Soul, as Herb does.

You see, Herbert was not appreciated in his scarf-accentuated basket home. Here is a bit of the conversation when i purchased his $2.50 butt.

Saleslady: Ooh....he's....cute?

Me: Don't i know it!! *grins*

Saleslady: I didn't know we had....animals....

Me: YEAH! You also have giraffes!

Saleslady: Ohh...i like...giraffes....

Me: *grins*

Here's another view:

Shown here at the high-society tea party. Note especially, the uneven eyes. That, and the swaggering genius.

I feel like Herbert would be better explained by a song. A drunken, rain-inspired, very haphazard song-

Herbert, the awkward el-e-phant.

Aww, shoot. I've forgotten it.