WHENEVER I WANT TO PUT SOMETHING IN CAPS, I HAVE TO PRESS SHIFT

This is the truth. I almost never use that nasssty caps lock button because a) i always forget i have it on and try to shift, therby negating the effect and making it lowercase and b) IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M SHOUTING IF I TYPE WITH ONLY ONE FINGER.*

Anyway, i wanted to write about some funny happenings during the day today. I had, like, three stories that were humourous, but i can only think of one right now. Without further ado, i present to thee,

A Frenchman's Tale.

So lately, in Fabulous French class, we've been learning about Daily Activities>showering**, brushing teeth, raping puppies, you know, things of that nature. As such, we had a worksheet last night with illustrations we were supposed to caption. Now, one of the illustrations had a picture of a boy, washing himself, with a towel wrapped around his waist, and we were all discussing if he was "Lave" or "prendre a douche"***. Some argued that if he were really taking a shower, he would not have the towel on, and others retaliated that WHY would he wash himself with nothing but a towel on??? Some how, the discussion veered toward the irreverent when someone asked why he had the towel on anyway? Monsieur May, ever the epitome of class, said that "he doesn't want his family jewels on display".**** THEN, he said that we might be embarassed if the boy were in true shower-taking fashion. Tim boldly said that he would not be embarrassed. With that, Monsieur gives Tim this slooooow look up at his face, down to his *ahem* pants-type area and back up to his face, and says, "Really?".

Tim just looked at me and told me how violated he felt.

Oh, Monsieur May, i treasure you. Never leave us! :)



*And THAT, ladies and gents is your not-so-fun fact o' the day! Wee!
** You have no idea how many nasty jokes we've made out of "Prendre a douche" and the beloved "What activities are in the bedroom" Worksheets.
***For the non-francophones: Washing or taking a shower.
****Keep in mind, this man is pleasantly plump. And balding. But we love