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Brain Block.

I knew it would happen. I KNEW from the beginning that i would wake up one day and just not be entirely INcapable of writing an interesting, witty or worthwhile blog. OF COURSE it would happen! But its BEDA, so it doesn't matter!! WRITE ANYWAY!

I told myself that in this case, i would resort to the less-than-stellar "backup ideas". Ideas that i'd come up with in the past when i didn't feel like actually writing a blog, but still had an idea. Ideas like writing about my Summer O' 2008 Vacation to San Diego or what a good job stilting would be. I WOULD NOT, under any circumstances, just write about said Brain Block.



And yet? Here we are. I have no ideas for something interesting to write, your eyes are glazing over, if you have not already abandoned this page, because YOU SEE that it is a lost cause and WHYCANTMADDIJUSTSEETHATABLOGTODAYISNTHAPPENINGANDTALKABOUTSANDIEGO???? They had pandas in the big ol' San Dee! Pandas are cute! Weee.

Now it's past being boring. Now, it's reminiscent of a mental patient arguing with herself, or a crowd-galvanizer*.


NOW, it has lost practically all reminiscent remains of maddiism. I've used a run-on, a sentence almost entirely one word and in CAPS. Also, i've said "ain't" and "son".

That's it. *throws real-live towel down**


See you tomorrow.


{i'm going to make some cookies now}

*I ain't lookin up that word, son. YOU do it. Wikipedia that siht.
**Right now, you valuable reader(s) are no doubt wondering how i got a hold of a real live towel. To quote an educated source, "Wikipedia that siht."